So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just want to make out with him forever
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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