: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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No subtext here. People are naked.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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