Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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