Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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