whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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