I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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