Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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