Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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