ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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