She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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