Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Fuck appropriateness.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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