It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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