I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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