How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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