seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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