you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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