My girlfriend figured out who you are.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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