Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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