if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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