Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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