i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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