pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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