That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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