I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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