How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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