office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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