thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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