so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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