If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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