i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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