Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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