i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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