My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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