I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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