Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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