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(904): View more from Florida

we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"

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(518): View more from New York

you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

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(949): View more from California

you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I in a dog kennel?

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

It was for your own safety

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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