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(360): View more from Washington

He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.

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(458): View more from Oregon

I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.

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(714): View more from California

I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born

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(937): View more from Ohio

Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate

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(443): View more from Maryland

i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.

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(574): View more from Indiana

2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.

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