You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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