I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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