Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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