Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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