you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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