'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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