Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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