Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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