It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This is the high leading the old right now
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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