She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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