That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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