Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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