check it out our google latitudes are spooning
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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